Tales from the land of insomnia

Martha Stewart wants to teach me how to roast things. I don't think I have the patience for that and Martha isn't one to coddle. She's also wearing what looks like a men's button up shirt that's 4 sizes too big. I don't really watch Martha enough to know if that's her style so I'm just going to assume that she's dating a sumo wrestler. 

Did you know that they still have psychic hotlines? I thought that sort of thing died out with Miss Cleo. Now the commercials are full of polished people talking about their skepticism while jogging and shopping for organic foods. Weird. It makes me nostalgic for Miss Cleo. 

No matter how old I am, I will always think of the Full House episode where Uncle Jesse tries to sell his hairspray shield on TV when I see infomercials.