Things I’ve learned from my siblings

Halloween edition!

1. Caveman is both a noun and a verb. Example: “Dude…Caveman, you totally cavemaned that chair!”

2. My sewing skills are not as appreciated by my siblings as much as my ability to make lanyards for dinosaur bones. Go figure.

3. “Sharing” means people steal my cookies when I’m busy looking the other direction. S’okay, it also means that I can distract people and steal them back.

4. Hamburger flavored Combos taste like sadness and bad dreams. And mustard.

5. You are never too old for laughter, imagination and a good wig.